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Melodies Of Eternity Moderators ([personal profile] eternitymods) wrote in [community profile] eternityooc2019-02-28 12:02 pm

BAHAMUT INFORMATION POST


— March / April 2019 —


(っ◔◡◔)っ ♥ Hello, dear Heroes of Light. ♥ The time we've all been waiting for is here! Bahamut is going to destroy Vaikuntha and there is absolutely nothing you can do about it. Of course, you will die. And what will happen to your homeworlds when you die, you may ask? Well, that's a tricky question, isn't it? You're better off not knowing the answer.

Listed here will be the events you can enjoy before the end of everything. Please post questions in the appropriate thread below. Of course, please do not ask if you stand a chance at stopping Bahamut. The answer will always be big fat no (◕︵◕)



More People, Again || March 05th
You know the gist by now. More people show up in the Dream Width, you pick them up, you welcome them, you tell them they're gonna die next month and then you drown your sorrows drinking some alcohol. Unless you're expecting to come out of this as a winner, in which case... Follow your dreams, silly as they may be! (~_^)

The introduction log will be posted on the 05th. As usual. You're probably not even reading that bit any more, you're just skimming over it to get to the juicy bits, aren't you? I could write anything really... Hmm let's see... Oh, yes! The password is melodiesofdeath. What does that mean? Well, that password is not information you can get in game, so I wager it's something you'll have to use out of the game at some point. Or perhaps not at all, after all you're gonna die. But I'm rambling. I like to ramble, I don't get to speak freely all that often any more. Having to watch my manners, pretending to enjoy what I'm doing... See, I'm rambling again! I'll probably end it here, it's for the best (>_<)

Apocalypse || April 11th (Forward Dated to March 11th)
.̛̮̠̫͙̝̮̟̖̱̭̘̺͉̤̲̗̖̱̰ͫ̓͊̈́́̿ͯ́ͭ́̀̎́͋ͬ̀͢͠.͇̘͔͉̹̠͙͎̦̥̫͓͇̮ͨ̇̀͑͋͆̆͋̓ͥ̓̔̏͐͠ͅ.̶̶̘͇̝̺̱̞̣̜̮̹̪̜̙̦̿̾͊ͥ͂͜͞ͅ.̡̛̟̥̞̱̬̹͚̼̓̑ͧ̇̃ͣ͑͆͌͂̈́̇̍̇̅̑̃͟͝.̵̛̳̹̥͕͕̠̖ͣ̔ͨ̉͂̚͝.̳̰̹̠̖͙̖̣̣̠̜̝̲̼̝̥̐ͬ̓̏̃̓̈́ͬ̈́͟͡ͅͅ.͆ͦ̾̒̒̎ͩͣ͋ͤͦ̎ͨ͏̟̭̳̼͉̻͜͡͝ͅ.̇́ͫ͗̀̍͌ͣ͊͒ͥ̾ͫ̊̾ͦ̎̈́̕҉͍̜͔̲̹̠̦̰̻̲̝̙̳̟̥͖̗͟.̷̞̰̠̰̭̦̟̼͔͓̘̯͔̰̫̲̗̯͓̇̈́̏ͪ̿͊͛ͭ͞.̨̺̩͖̙͎̺͔̻̠͚̲͇̰̹̯̗̗̗͂̄͐ͦ̂͐̋͌.ͨͦ̒̑͏̼̳̞̠̪̠̼̜͖͓̣̩̀.̷̛̭̣͖͇̙͓̲͓̹̟̗̠̍͒̔͆ͬͣ͘ͅ.̙͍͓̬̦͔̗͇̻̺̰̣͖͙͚͍͓͛͐ͨ̓́̕͢͠͡ͅͅ.̵̄͗̅̊͏̴̠̺̗̬̦͙͈.̶̨̨̟̲̜̦̱͍̠̖̭͔̍̒̍ͫ͒͋̿̿̾͐͂͊ͥͅ.̸̨̜͕͈̦͈͇̝̫͙̫͓̃ͯ̏̾̏̓̋̄ͭ́̐͒ͭ̆̚.̢̱̖̬̲̇̾̽̇ͥ̔̚͟͝.̶̭̻̭̜̥͖͈̋͋͛̆̊̈ͥ̓ͨ̇̇̂ͧ͗̌.̡ͭ͋ͩ̎ͩ͋ͣ̊͊͗͐͆̚͡͏̳̮͓.̨̧͙̻̜̗̭̰̄ͫ̀̅ͩ̔́̈̓͌.̨̖̙̱͉̹̣͖͈̬̬̏ͫ͌͒ͪ͂͊̂̍̔͌̀͌̚͜͡.̴̗̗̭̩͓͚̼̺̫͎͕͔̄̅̅̔ͣ̏ͨͭ̒̆́͢͞ͅ.̱̗̲̖͎̉̄̍͂ͮͦͪ̅͋́͝͞ͅ.̨̮̣͎̩̖̮͕̱̲͈͓͈̗̹̹̟̓ͭͧ̍̽ͩ͌ͯ̔̕ͅ.̄ͫ̐ͨ̐̐ͯ͒͏̶̶̷͖͇̙̹̹̹̳̳̼͎͈̜͘.̶̸̬̜͚̯̗̙̜̠̙͙̞̩̮̫̩̪̳͗͊̍͗̓͗͌̏̇ͬ̌̍͒̽ͨͪ̏́.̴͔̼̪̬̆̔ͫͫ̆̈́.̵̥͍̟͇͎̟͉̿ͩ̈́̍̉̀͞ͅ.̷̢͖̱̦̣̩̜̩̭̩̺̺̃̈́ͨ͗̓̋͒ͩ̅͂̐̈́ͩͩ̐͛ͅͅ.̶̑ͬ̋̈́̽̆ͪͧ̈̄ͩ̐̓̏ͯͨͩ͠҉͇̹̺̟͕̖͙̞̼̜̲͓̹͓̳̘̙.̷̢͕͉͕͖̤̱͙̬̺̘͕͈̜ͤ̂ͥ͐̓̎̐̃̾ͮͭ͗ͩ́̚͘.̢͙̻͎̠̭̤̙͕̲̘̋̑ͬ̔ͬ̉̎̃ͦ̇̍̓̾͆̈́̚͠.̸̧̧̄͑̾ͯ̃̾̂ͮ̆̄ͩ͗͝͏̜͖̬̻͉͕̳͓͔͖.̶̷̘̠͈̹̟̮̟̫̱͑͆̒ͬ̀̎̐ͮͣ͘͘͘.̶͐̔̑ͯͫ̋ͨ̑ͩ̾ͥ͗ͩ͐̒́̈́͜͢͏̰̻̖̘̞͚̮͍̮̭͕̩͈̺͍̰͚̠ͅ.̢̬̜͇̜͎̽͆ͫ̿̈̕.̸̡̨̗̜͚̏̌̉̽ͨ̄ͨ̾̽̈́ͬͫ́̚͝.̧̲̤̟͍̳̤͖̯͇̤̙̼͈͇̳͈̮̍̒͊͒̾͆͒̿ͣ̓̍̈́ͮ̑̋̌̋́̚͢ͅ.̷͑͂̋̋ͤͮͨ̂̽̀͑́͑̍̀͠҉̢̹͖͔͖̮̖.̡̢̮͉̗̹͍͇̯͉̤̩̺̩̦̗̖̫͚ͧͨ̈ͥ͌̍̒͆͂̓̓͘͞ͅ.̵̢̢̧̭̝̠̺͉̘̳̳̙͖͆̐̌ͦ̆̓ͨͦ́.̷̡̛̳̪̮̳̪͉͇͔̯̯͍̻̤̮̻̊ͫ̽͆̂̿ͭ̑̄̅̎͒̉̉͜͡.̴̢̛̜͓͎̦͈̱̹͈̞̗̩̼͗ͯ̈́̈́̽̈ͬ͜͠.̇ͫ̉̓̒̀̄ͮͩ̄̌̅ͪ̌̈̊̉ͧ͢͏̡̰̩̮̱̘̮̣̩͍̰̖̗̘̻͚͎ͅͅ.̥̙̭̰̞̙͛̿̏̓ͪ͒͆̑͛̿̂̎ͩͭ̊̍̏̽̀́̕͡.̢̢̖̣̥͖͔͚̳͕̻̫̭ͥ̏ͮͣ̀̕͡.̸͎̲͙̱̬̤̹̊̑̍ͧ͛̕͞.̶̬̣̝̠̝̗͎͉̲̙̅͆ͫ̓̿̐̚͡.̷̷̴̦̞͉̲̦̥̫̉̽̉̉̌̋̓̅ͩͮ̄̐̋͞.̫͍͈̜̟̮͔͖̣̺̟͕̑̉̋̓̃́ͨ̀͂̆ͩ̾ͨ̑̐̅͊͊̔͘͢͡.̴̨̢͉̪̗̳̲̰̘̲͚̖͇̣͛̿ͧ̋̃ͥͩ̐ͤ̐ͫ̊̍.̴̸̛̤̳̤̳̤̤͓͔͍̙̼̲̹̣̼̳̏̅ͤ̓̐͒ͭ̈́͆̆̋͋̔̾̋̇ͦ̀͝ͅ.̸̡͕͎̦̺̲͍̰̭̬̗̜̺͇̗̳̤̇̂ͥͤ́ͫͪ̐̽̎̑.̡͉̗̝̪̱͉͐ͫͮͧ̈́̐ͧ̾ͥ̉ͨ̿ͯͯ́͡ͅ.̶̴̨͍̝̖̹͉̞̼͎̣̮̽ͮ̿̓̀̂͌̃̐̚̚̕͜.̶̲̦̻̮̱̙͉̰͚̻͈͙̳̬̙̑ͧͪ͒ͬ̅ͧͤ̄̇͜.̴̶̵͓͙̣͖ͩ̎̂̿ͩ.̴̷̡̗̗̝̯̮̮͇̺̠̯͎̖̰̻͊̈́͑ͣ̐ͦͧͨ̂ͮ͑ͫͅͅ.̧̦̯̲̳̥̩͙͈̝̿͒ͦ͊͐ͣ͗ͬ̑̑͂͆͜͝ͅ.̸̢ͯ̌͂͑͡͏̛̣̙̠̯͚̙͚.̶̨͎̞̼͉̣̯͖͈̹̳͖̦̬̤͍̮̆͛͗͒̀ͅ.̢̻̖̦̣͔͉͚̼̩̜ͯͫͥ̂͊̐́͂ͫ̋̏̆̀ͤ̓ͭͨͧͥ͞ͅͅ.̴̸̢̝̦̯̝̲̺̪̝̞̅ͧ͛̽̓ͫ̿̈̅̎̀.̵̶̾ͥ̿̈́ͤ͂̂͑̆͝҉͖̗̘̤̯̗.̷̷̰͕̹̰̗͔̖̂̆͆̚͘͝.̵̵̡̢̩͓̘͉̭̳̪̻͈̻͇̼̺̙̪̥͎̪̑ͥ́ͥ̎̈́̽.̴̡͎̲̫̖̱̣͕̹̫̖̝̪͚̣̠̓̀͋̎ͭͫ̓͑͂ͣ͂͂͆ͮ̅̃ͥ̀̀ͅ.̴͛̎̆ͤͤ̏ͮ̈ͭ̈̽̃̅͊͗̐ͦ҉̤͍͉̜̖̞͕͍͙̥̲̺͚̤͜ͅ.̛͎̮̦̤͍͉͇͖̮͓̻̤̳͂͐ͩ͌̑͊̅ͫͬ͐̋̿̆ͯ̚͝.̡͚͙̗͙͇̱̪̬̫͌ͥ̽ͭͭ̚̚.̶̧̱̠̠̙̟̘͓͎̬͛̋ͤ̀̅ͣ̀̑͆̋̿͌̿͌̈́̊̿̃́


The Heroes Of Light [??? EXP] || ???????????????????
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Mognet will function correctly throughout March and April, with only a few minuscule little issues, listed below for your convenience:

• March 01st - April 08th|| Perfect Mognet
Mognet will work perfectly and with no delay thanks to the Moogles working harder than usual to maintain it. Brave little fluffballs, they deserve their Kupo Nuts \(^▽^)/

• April 08th - 11th || Network Issues
Interference caused by the enormous amounts of energy gathering in the atmosphere will cause Mognet to be unreliable. Brave little dragon, he deserves his world destruction \(^▽^)/

• April 11th - ???????? || Shutdown
Mognet will go down permanently due to the lack of any sort of living entities left to manage or use it.



Stupid Holiday Celebration || Tark Varentain, April 08th
The beauty of this holiday is that it acknowledges most Vaikunthan holidays are dumb and stupid. And you know what? They celebrate having so many dumb and stupid holidays. That should tell you a lot about what sort of broken world this is. No one is really happy living. Not just in this world, but in every other world as well. The only reason we're still alive is because death is so scary. Living is painful, and we try to cling onto the good moments to justify going through with it (●__●)

National Panic Day || Yun Ashia, April 09th
Now, now. You gotta appreciate the irony with this one. Sure, it was originally created so the people in the city could have fun panicking about silly stuff. But for the first time in the history of this name, it will be warranted for everyone to panic. That's a bit sad, but very funny, if I say so myself (* ^ ω ^)

Bliztball Charity Tournament || Ka'Pandol, April 10th
Now this is an event with good intent (✿◠‿◠) Too bad it's cancelled.

First Year Anniversary || Curti Center, April 11th
Very cute idea by Jessie to organize you a small party before you go off to fight Bahamut. Too bad there won't be any workers left to make her little idea a reality 〴⋋_⋌〵

Blah Blah Blah Day || Arito, April 17th
Look, there's no point describing this event. There won't be anyone left to celebrate it.

Easter || Worldwide, April 21st
They say this holiday is about a holy figure who came back to life after being killed... That would have been a handy skill for you to have, don't ya think? It would have been a good time to snoop around for Easter Eggs... If only anyone was left to hide them!

Fish Ze Biggest Fish || Lavode, April 28th
Again, there's really no point.



Let's face it, no one cares about the weather report. So let's instead to the Calamity Report, shall we?

• 07th of April
The sky is blue, the birds are singing, everything is so peaceful!

• 08th of April
The sky is still blue but people are getting depressed, they have only three days left to live. Or are they happy? Perhaps this is what all lifeforms strive for.

• 09th of April
The sky is still blue in the morning but it starts getting orange past noon... Not just in a specific place, but worldwide! That's due to Bahamut's energy gathering as a preparation for his summoning. Yes, he's a bit too big and too powerful so the actual process of him materializing takes roughly three days. The more you know!

• 10th of April
The sky is definitely red and all the monsters have turned into Calamity version of themselves! What's the Calamity version of a monster...? Well, bigger, faster, stronger, more resistant and with a greater need to kill everything that moves. Except the Hamsters. For some reasons they're not affected by this.

• 11th of April
The sky is dark red, why it looks like it's nighttime in the middle of the day! Bahamut is definitely appearing soon! Aren't you excited?



Wew, we're all done, aren't we? I look forward to meeting you all (✿◠‿◠)